Charismatic Romance: Wooing of a Lady on a Bible Level

Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: Nope; I don’t want to have a boyfriend.
Boy: The Lord God said in Gen. 2:18:“It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8: “Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love.”
Girl: And how do I know you mean those words?
Boy: Matthew 12:34: “For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.”
Girl: But how can I be sure that you’re loyal and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31: “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.”
Girl: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there!
Boy: Proverbs 31:29: “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all.”

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charismatic romance


Girl: But what is in me that you like?
Boy: Songs of Solomon 4:7: “You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you.”
Girl: But I’m not all that beautiful…you ‘re exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30: “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”
Girl: What happens if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24: “Therefore man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh.”
Girl: How come you know the scriptures this much?
Boy: Joshua 1:8: “This book of the Law shall not depart from your mouth, but you shall meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do all that is written in it. For then you will make your way prosperous and you will have good success.”
Girl: wooow, I can see u really love God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8: “Oh, taste and see that the Lord is good! Blessed is the man who takes refuge in Him.”
Girl: hmmmh! Ok please give me time to think about it.
Boy: Philippians 4:8: “Finally brethren, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think about these things.”
Girl: aw! I love you already
Boy: Revelation 22:21: “Amen!”

Credits: LET’S GIST

13 Comments on "Charismatic Romance: Wooing of a Lady on a Bible Level"

  1. You call this charismatic? Really?? Relationships even in the church are complicated than whoever wrote this piece thought. I really do not know what inspired this but to me it seems like a misplacement of God’s word. It also sounds manipulative.
    For example a girl saying that she does not want a boyfriend does not mean that she does not love other people, so it is not right for a “charismatic wanna be boyfriend” to hit her with a verse like – “whoever does not love does not know God” God’s love cannot be equated with romantic love. And their is nowhere in God’s word that say’s that if do not love romantically you do not love God.

    Again we are all human being and we all know human beings are weak and do not keep their word, it’s only God who can keep his word. So I think its far fetched and outright misleading to use such a verse like “Heaven and earth will pass away but only my word will never pass away” as a line in romantic pursuits eh?? No matter how reassuring you want to sound or be!!
    People go back on their word and even their marriage vows!!! Remember also that Peter denied Jesus three times despite having earlier declared that he would not do such a thing .So I do not know whether you are now equating yourself with God……or what. God’s word also warns us from being quick to swear. We can only keep our word with God’s help.

    I could go on and on……………. but in my opinion this piece is only good for memorizing the verses outlined/quoted but not for romantic pursuits or wooing a lady and a lady who knows her bible well at that!!! It is too simplistic and misplaced.

  2. @mercedes, it seems you are too judgmental about this post, my advice for you is to laugh out loud and move on, stay blessed.

  3. @mercedes, it’s just comedy. lol

  4. ha ha ha haaaa
    mercedes please give urself a break man. this is just a joke i guess. well whoeve published this, ure good. i like it

  5. I was already laughing before I had finised this charis agape

  6. @mercdes chill it for laughs

  7. This is funny.

  8. Making fun with The Word of God is not good

  9. Laughter is good medicine, thanks for the post, permission to use it please.
    @ Mercedes, please listen to what others have said, it is not meant to be real and yes it is a good way to memorize God’s Word!

  10. I think Mercedes has been hurt alot, so that is why she is reacting the way she is. I hope God brings back the joy that the enemy has stolen.

  11. I thought this was amazing! It’s ok to laugh and a man should win a woman over with the word. Sometimes people are too caught up in the way the world do things that the way of God seems off to them. A genius wrote this. The word never fails.

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